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Joke of the Day
"I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them."
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"You're probably wondering how I tweet so much while maintaining a loving marriage and two amazing kids. The key is neglect."
"It's a shame Laremy Tunsil fell in the draft... But he was still the highest pick!"
"Her: Stop being absurd. Just be yourself. Me: Make up your mind."
"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?.... the holocaust"
"2 cats smoke catnip and lay around, discussing Plato's Allegory of the Cave. ""What if the laser pointer is just a projection?"""
"What is the one thing you don't want to hear during sex? Honey, I'm home!"
"You can idolize anything... You just have to put your mind into it."
"a friend took Exlax and viagra at the same time... .. he didnt know if he was coming or going."
"English Speakers There are more English speakers in China than in the United States."