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Joke of the Day
"What is 1 + 1? 3 if you don't use protection."
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"I just got a part in the movie Cocaine I only have one line."
"What's Hitler's least favorite month? Jewn"
"Math problem: Q: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? A: Diabetes. John has diabetes."
"I consider myself a hopeless romantic because I only fall in love with women who are out of my league."
"Q: How many screenwriters to make ""Titanic"" a good movie? A: One more than they had."
"What do you call a dead IS fighter WAS fighter."
"How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving? Depends"
"Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because Oct31 = Dec25"
"""Liquor in the front, poker in the back"" is not an acceptable tee shirt slogan for my church's charity poker team... I know that now."