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Joke of the Day
"I just tried out the Samsung Gear-VR with my Note 7. It was mind-blowing."
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"Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections? She had an outstanding balance."
"Say, hypothetically, I was stuck in an air vent over a dressing room at Lane Bryant. What kind of legal issues am I dealing with?"
"A man entered 10 puns into a pun contest. When he called in to ask if any of his puns won the contest, the organizer told him, ""No pun in ten did."""
"What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison? A convent!"
"Why did the leper return to the shower? He forgot his head and shoulders."
"So tell me, what do you think of the rectum as a whole?"
"What's worse than getting pissed off? Getting pissed on."
"How many terrorist does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just hold a knife to its throat and threaten to execute it if it doesn't change itself"
"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you - scum again."