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Joke of the Day
"I just tried out the Samsung Gear-VR with my Note 7. It was mind-blowing."
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"My wife wants me to be her sexual advisor She said:""if I want your fucking opinion I'll ask for it"""
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, except the letters are all arranged in flawless, perfect alphabetical order... AS THEY SHOULD BE."
"Roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van"
"What's the deal with rape whistles? I can't imagine a situation in which blowing on a whistle is more effective than yelling ""RAPE!"""
"Stranger: nice to meet you Me: give it time"
"Me: Heeeeyyyyyy Judy, good morning! *scratches Judy's back, wiping off my Cheeto fingers* Judy: Hi!!! How are y..... Me: *walks away*"
"It's been quite a while since I saw a movie with Jane, Henry, or Bridget I guess it's true what they say - absence makes the heart grow Fonda."
"What's a pirate's favourite game? An arrr-pg"
"Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett? Han Solo"