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Joke of the Day

"You know you're old when the band you love plays an encore and it just stresses you out because you have work tomorrow and need to get home."

"How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow? Type ""fresh prints"" in the ""search reddit"" box at the right."

"Why did hipster burn himself? He drank the Coffee before it was cool"

"Who is the king of stationary? The ruler."

"Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Whos there? Control Freak. Con Okay, now you say, Control Freak who?"

"What's Gordon Ramsay's favourite movie? It's still fucking Frozen!!!"

"Republicans were just informed about the effects of Global Warming on the polar ice caps They're losing their cool!"

"I miss the old days. When a duck face meant that you had a stroke."

"Just want to be bitten by a spider without the obligation of becoming a superhero."

"Why can't blondes finish software updates? They can never find the ""any"" key."