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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex."

"Don't date a man expecting to change him. At the end of the day he'll still be a man, and you'll have wasted your black candles and a goat."

"I love watching kids running in the park... They have no idea I'm shooting blanks"

"Wife asks why I'm packing condoms Wife asks: ""Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?"" I'm saying ""Just in case."" Now I'm traveling with a bigger case."

"Us guys like to be held too. Just, you know, lower. Lowwwwwerrrrrrrr."

"What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me!"

"There was a kidnapping at my school today... It's okay guys, he woke up."

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? He kneaded a poo."

"What do your mother and the ground have in common? They are always full of seed."

"My Girlfriend told me she had an STD Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now."