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Joke of the Day

"I'm thinking about giving that Call of Duty game a shot, but first I'm gonna try one last time to get past level 4 on Duck Hunt."

"What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster."

"I wish I could understand what women with big boobs are saying."

"how do socks reproduce? they have socks. goodnight folks"

"I went to Prague recently... I had a really good time. You should Czech it out."

"Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell into a ditch She screamed until she was blue in the hand."

"Q: Where do books eat dinner? A: At the table of contents."

"I just slapped my phone out of my mom's hand like it was a live grenade because she started scrolling thru my photos."

"*Tries to hit the gym* *Gym hits back*"

"I was thinking about making a sodium joke ...but Na."