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Joke of the Day

"*chases cat around the house with a lint roller"

"I'm not saying your mom is fat but she'd be worth a lot more in the UK"

"You're the best ninja I've ever seen! And the worst ninja in general."

"Think of all the new jobs Trump will bring to America: Wall builders, death squad patrollers, bounty hunters and immigrant poachers."

"My favorite part about the debate tonight!!! Was at the end...when it ended...and it was over."

"My brother's joke I went to the zoo the other day and there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu!"

"I just read the words ""untimely death"" and thought, ""Man, I hope my death is timely."""

"Why are black people so bad at walking up stairs? Cause niggas be trippin"

"What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store? No shirt, no shoes, no Surface."

"What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!"