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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people so bad at walking up stairs? Cause niggas be trippin"
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"How do you get a Jewish girls number? you ask her to roll her sleeves up."
"Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down."
"Remember when you were at a friend's house & their folks fought & you didn't know where to look? It's how I get when Glee does a rap song..."
"A bad Workman blames his fools *tools Fucking autocorrect"
"Did you hear about the deaf man who was diagnosed with cancer? He didn't."
"Is your name Gravity ? Cause you're attractive."
"""I see your face and raise you a boner."" - a fun way for a poker player to tell his girlfriend she's attractive"
"""Snitches get stitches"" Cute little rhyme.. However I believe, ""Snitches never wake up again"" is more likely to deter snitching..."
"My horse had a win at the races today. Fuck knows how he filled in the betting slip."