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Joke of the Day
"My favorite part about the debate tonight!!! Was at the end...when it ended...and it was over."
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"Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What what?"
"A Mexican, a Jew, and a black guy walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says ""get the fuck outta here"""
"A girl told me she loved vintage once... So I locked her in the kitchen and told her she couldn't vote"
"At a job interview ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker"" ""Can you give me an example?"" ""Yes, when do I start?"""
"I didn't know what to wear the the premature ejaculators meeting... So I just came in my pants."
"Confucius on Sex Confucius say, ""It is good for boy to meet girl in park...but it is better for boy to park meat in girl."""
"If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever."
"Did you hear the one about the Virgin marrying the Supermodel? Yeah, me neither.."
"Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy"