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Joke of the Day
"My favorite part about the debate tonight!!! Was at the end...when it ended...and it was over."
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"Did some stand up at a bird sanctuary... They were eating out of the palm of my hands."
"What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman ? sixty-nine"
"A red piller, an MRA, and a gamergator walks into a bar The bartender asks him to leave because bars are 21+ Credit: /u/reese_ridley"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... and orders a beer and a mop."
"Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big."