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Joke of the Day
"Hellen Keller walks into a bar... Then a chair, then a table."
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"The U.K. has no money Sorry for poor English"
"My grandma is 80 years old, and still doesn't need glasses... She drinks right out of the bottle."
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"You know what screw programming C-out"