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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and in the cellar"

"What does a bungie jumper and a condom wearer have in common? If the rubber snaps they're screwed. <----- this is a classic xD"

"What do you call a number that cant keep still? A roamin numeral."

"Have you ever heard Yoko Ono sing? Lennon really dodged a bullet with that one."

"One dark night, there was a rustle in the bushes... Russel, get out of the bushes!"

"If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator then... Hey come to think of it that's not a bad idea."

"When does a hunger strike stop? When hunger strikes."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake nights wondering if there was a dog."

"Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia? Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)"

"My friend's star sign was cancer, so I guess it's quite ironic how he died. He got attacked by a giant crab."