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Joke of the Day
"How do you know the devil is white? Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell."
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"What did the mute kid say to his friend"
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are sold for a couple of dollars, and deer nuts can be found under a buck."
"I've done a few things I've been ashamed of, but at least I never played FarmVille."
"How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box"
"Damn girl, can I get all up in that? I'm sorry, where are my manners. MAY I get all up in that?"
"smh, I bought tickets to Disney on ice & it was just 2 hours of Donald Duck smoking crystal meth"
"What did the cheese vendor say to the robber? ""Hey! That's nacho cheese!"""
"You can't let me into the club? Maybe my friend Benjamin Franklin can persuade you... *comes back 45 mins later in a bad wig, holding a kite*"
"Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!"