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Joke of the Day

"Me and a buddy went to an amputee party It was crawling with pussy."

"TIFU by accidentally making a private message a public comment revealing my Jalapeno and Cheese Recipe. It was nacho business reddit."

"""I hope they bought enough beer so they won't notice how much I'm drinking"" -My prayer as I pull into my parents driveway"

"In a recent survey 9 out of 10 bros actually chose Ho's over each other."

"What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery? No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!"

"Why do Klingons feel very little pain? They produce a lot of endworfins."

"What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? successfully end a race."

"What Trumps favorite song Make it rain (there are two way you can read this)"

"Did you know Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock? Yeah, but it's up his ass and it belongs to Usher"

"Whats yellow and survives on dead beetles Yoko Ono"