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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*"

"My Girlfriend said she was going to leave me because of my obsession with pointing out obvious escape routes... So I showed her the door."

"Women have closets full of I have nothing to wear.'"

"What do you call an attractive black mom? Chocolate Milf"

"Did you hear about the 2 men who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."

"It's a sad day today for Eminem fans. Not for any particular reason, just because their lives are generally very sad and meaningless."

"In high school, I was voted Most Likely To Keep Bringing Up Past Achievements."

"What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN? Saddest joke ever."

"Today I Almost Fucked Up by finishing with a bad bunch line Whoops-"

"What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking? Eh?"