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Joke of the Day
"What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor? Lets get physical!"
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"What do Crocs and getting a bj by a dude have in common? They both feel fantastic till you look down and realize you're gay."
"What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down? A brunette with bad breath."
"Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is bullshit!"
"Being at the alligator park reminds me of my time in jail So many crocs."
"I noticed my waitress had a black eye so I ordered very clearly. Because obviously she doesn't get things right the first time."
"If you love something, set a cheese trap. If you catch it, it's a mouse. Why are you in love with a mouse?"
"Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy? Because he thought his daddy was his mummy."
"What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !"
"I have a friend who doesn't drink coffee, so to stay alert at work he gets a healthy amount of sleep each night. What a loser"