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Joke of the Day
"Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is bullshit!"
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"I threw some pills at my doctor I thought it would be a good idea to give him a taste of his own medicine"
"My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"
"If someone eggs your house, you can save time cleaning up by just baking your house into a cake."
"If Charmin had any idea where I was sticking their toilet paper, I doubt they'd spend so much time on the pretty little designs."
"What is it? It has wings, but it doesn't fly, it has a beak, but it doesn't peck, it has legs, but it doesn't walk. What is it? A dead crow"
"One liner I can really see myself working in a mirror factory"
"Did you hear about the stallion and the mare? They had a stable relationship."
"What is the best url for a bukkake website? www.facefullof.com edit: wow i did not know this lead to an actual site???!!!!"
"What did the unimpressed wind turbine say? I'm not a fan."