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Joke of the Day
"Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is bullshit!"
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"How Can You Tell Your Girlfriend Is Getting Fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
"What do dyslexic soldiers get after war? PDTS"
"Men who care about the covers being stolen fail to utilize the warm body next to them properly."
"I recently broke up with my girlfriend because she would CONSTANTLY accuse me of cheating. I just can't be with anyone who sounds so much like my wife."
"My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better"
"On the off chance I'm captured by cannibals, I've got a 'Best if eaten by 1975' tattoo on my neck."
"Coming soon to the USA... #Mexit"
"What do you call a Spanish woman with a loose vagina? Consuelo!"
"IRISH EATS ITALIAN Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath."