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Joke of the Day

"In a recent sleep study performed by clowns 9 out of 10 people didn't even know they were being watched."

"I never reflect more on the terrible things I might have said or done than when you take longer than 10 minutes to text me back."

"Two duck hunters You know about the two duck hunters who were found dead in Texas? The lawyer for the defence says the accused acted in self defence and that the community says duck lives matter too."

"Whats a Porn Stars Favorite Drink? 7up in cider."

"Common dialogue in SITCOMs When a guy proposes, the female responds ""thank you""... Seen this in Friends, two and half men and the big bang theory... If its there in HIMYM.. PLS LET ME KNOW..."

"Did you hear about that Jew that started a charity? Neither did I."

"What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon."

"Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior."

"ya i'll have a 6 inch subway club on parmesan oregano ""sir this is the DMV"" uh ya toasted ""sir"" cheddar ""sir, you-"" do u have sun chips"

"If you look in your bathroom mirror & say ""Donald Trump"" 3 times, the hair in your shower drain rises up & starts yelling racist slurs."