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Joke of the Day

"Graphic designers just aren't my type."

"Can someone tell me a music joke? I've been trying to think of one myself, but that sort of thing really isn't my forte."

"Why are women so afraid of looking stupid? Because they don't want the world to know!"

"Zoos would be cooler if you had to fight each animal before you could see the next one"

"What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney."

"I'm not the jealous type. I wish I was, though."

"I have a sweet parking spot at Target. I'm just going to sit here for the next 10 minutes with my reverse lights on, pissing people off."

"A new study has found that Donald Trump supporters make the most grammatical errors. They tried to find Hillary supporters errors as well, but they got deleted."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Without pubic hair."

"What do you call a Black Man on the Moon? An Astronaut."