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Joke of the Day

"People often ask me why I'm single and how surprised they are Then after speaking to me for 15 mins they say they can understand why I am"

"What do you call a broken vibrator? A dildon't"

"Why should sailors eat crabapples? For the vitamin sea."

"Back away slowly from the uncaffeinated woman."

"Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine? When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week."

"What's the difference between a muslim sex-doll & a christian sex-doll? The muslim sex-doll blows ITSELF up."

"If 5 slaves had an orgy in the 1800's. . . Would it be considered a three-way?"

"I made a joke. I had a threesome once... I think I sprained both my wrists"

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.... ...She then exclaims some arsehole has my pen"

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty but deer nuts are under a buck."