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Joke of the Day

"My childhood has prepared me for a lot more bear-related pic-a-nic-basket thefts than I'm currently experiencing."

"It's really easy to be picky on Tinder... Sometimes I swipe left just because I have dirt on my screen."

"Quick question Do clippers games count as sold out if the stadium is three fifths full?"

"Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum? She had some double bubble toilet trouble."

"What is Santa's motto? Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney."

"Two fish are in a tank... One of them says ""hey, how do you drive this thing.."""

"What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."

"What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)"

"Describe your latest laid with a movie title! ""The Lone Ranger"" ""Home Alone"" ""Bend It Like Beckham"" Now it's your turn!"

"All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed. I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners."