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"What is brown and sticky? Michael J Fox opening a can of coke"
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"What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"
"Just made eye contact with my hot neighbor through the window Wish I didn't have 6 marshmallows in my mouth."
"Horse walks into a bar Bartender says: ""Why the long face?""...... Horse responds: ""Because my drinking problem is tearing my family apart."""
"There is no ""I"" in ""team."" But there's an ""I"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team"" so....there"
"*Ubers to my parking spot at Costco*"
"What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding? He force quit."
"""What's your favourite Pixar film?"", my dad asked I replied, ""Up, yours?"" My dad gave me a weird look and said, ""No need to be like that, I was only asking."""
"Blind Man I just passed a blind man in home depot. He was dressed head to toe in camouflage. I assume he was trying to even the playing field. Well done sir. (True Story)"
"A Chinese guy walks into the wall with a erection And he chips his tooth"