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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend left me for a Hindu guy. Anyway, he'll treat her better they worship cows."

"Dumb Joke David: Jim, you've got to be the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever met Jim: Really? I think that's a hyperbola"

"Where does the red teletubby come from? Poland"

"If they hadn't scored that one goal, I was going to suggest renaming the country Bra-zilch."

"[following girl off elevator] you cant hate snakes and then say u love dragons, because theyre actually extremely similar. in a lot of mytho"

"Report - Sharks have difficulty finding work 51 weeks every year."

"If you ever feel dumb, remember sometimes sloths grab their own arms thinking they are tree branches and fall to the ground."

"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day... Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince."

"Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not? Because the dime had more cents."

"What do you call a West African cricketer? Ebola"