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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pasture full of cows masturbating??? Beef strokin-off"
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"You only have one childhood, it may as well last your entire life."
"If the people that drink it are any indication, Diet Coke does not work."
"Couldn't get to the gym and gained a bit of belly fat this semester... I just had too much on my plate."
"Stop editing your pics. What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook."
"Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!"
"What starts with ""E"" and has only one letter in it? Envelope!"
"What do you call a black mage? A Negro-mancer"
"Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go. Me: Do I have to? Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol. Me: *moonwalks to the car*"
"In June of last year, a beautiful woman on the subway saw me yawn & then she yawned. So I think we can cool it with the ""virgin"" talk."