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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!"
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"They asked if I wear boxers or briefs.... Depends"
"Working at a Land Rover factory is so interesting I make a new Discovery every day"
"How did the lion lose at poker? He was playing with a cheetah."
"Throwing burgers around furniture because I have a hunch that termites only eat wood because they have not tried anything tastier."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says ""We have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"Guy asks his friend: ""I heard you were out til 5 am last night. You must have been partying pretty hard?"" Friend: ""Did you just assume my bender?!"""
"A flash mob has nothing to do with a bunch of Italians in trench coats hanging out at a playground, apparently."
"""We need a name for this big flat state full of corn and you're gonna be the one to do it"" ""I...uhhh... Wha?"" ""Nailed it. Next state."""
"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it on one side, then throw it in the pot!"