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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a showoff Texan? *Austin*tatious."

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"If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily."
"Learn how to avoid internet rip offs..... Send me Reddit gold and I will give you valuable information on how to avoid future scams."
"2 prostitutes are standing on a corner One looks to the other and says ""you ever been picked up by the fuzz"" The other says ""No, but I have been swung around by the tits"""
"No matter how popular they get.. ... antibiotics are never going viral."
"What does an elite hacker get after being arrested? [deleted]"
"Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building? It's a long story."
"A Nazi and Jew walk into a bar.... Or was it a gas chamber i can't remember"
"I got arrested for killing a black man. I was charged for impersonating a police officer."
"I'm at the doctor's office & they don't know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I'll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless."