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Joke of the Day
"How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"
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"Life is like a jar of jellybeans Everyone hates the black ones."
"Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password? Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily] THIS IS A FUNERAL Me: *[Types in] THIS IS A FUNERAL"
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"My Dyslexic Cat thinks she has "" P "" no. of lives."
"The best way to refuse a credit card telemarketer is to tell them you're unemployed. Guarantees them hanging up within seconds."
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"There are only two types of people in this world People who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"Am I gay? Damn straight I am."