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Joke of the Day
"I hate pitchers ...They always throw games"
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"My favourite anti joke."
"Yelp* now has jail reviews. (true) Felon87: Try for Block C. Great ambient lighting, management is courteous & the risotto is 'to die for'."
"My buddy, David, had his ID stolen while on a business trip in Prague... ...now we just have to call him Dav."
"The next man who calls me deluded is going to regret it when he finds me sitting in his house wearing a wedding dress."
"What did the right boob say to the left boob? ""You're my breast friend"""
"I don't trust atoms. Because they make up everything"
"""Just so you know, you're coming home with me tonight."" I whisper to all the leftover food on the table from our dinner date."
"I like to watch fat people walk while a tuba plays in my mind."
"What do you call a rabbi who plays baseball? Big League Jew."