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Joke of the Day

"'Brexit' to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium."

"You guys know Chumbawamba broke up because you kept spelling it ""Chumbawumba,"" right?"

"I hate it when you have french fries and all of the sudden people are acting like they like you"

"Switzerland I've heard a lot of good things about Switzerland. I mean, the flag's a big plus, right?"

"You haven't truly made it on Twitter until someone recognizes you in the unemployment line and asks for your autograph."

"I had to pay for a satellite dish But the salesman said it was on the house."

"Did you hear that Darth Vader made some toast? It was a little on the dark side."

"How many people wrote ""anti-oepidus"" 1 3/5"

"Instead of presents, give your kids ""presence."" Then explain how homonyms can be hilarious. Then leave forever."

"I have invented a new game. You lock yourself and 9 other friends in a house that has 2 bathrooms. You all then take a load of laxative and fight over the toilets. I call it 'Game Of Thrones'"