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Joke of the Day
"I don't trust atoms. Because they make up everything"
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"I saw a black man carrying a TV... so I was worried that mine had been stolen, but when I got home I found it was still mowing the lawn."
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"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass!"
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba-Dum-Tsss"
"Are you getting older and wiser? No he's getting older and wider!"
"INTERVIEWER: Any questions for me? ME: How do I access the WIFI? INTERVIEWER: I meant about the job ME: Is that all capital?"
"Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the undies"
"the kidzbop version of gangnam style is why terrorists hate us."
"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She can wear your wife's clothes."