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Joke of the Day

"Yelp* now has jail reviews. (true) Felon87: Try for Block C. Great ambient lighting, management is courteous & the risotto is 'to die for'."

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park there, man!"

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."

"How do you make a 4D printer? Just take a 3D printer and give it some time."

"How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American? Last Supper"

"I never trust atoms They make up everything."

"Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes please What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well you won't be empty-handed will you!"

"A kid asks his Dad ""what does 'gay' mean?"" The father says ""It means 'to be happy."" The son asks ""Are you [gay!](http://www.afterfeed.com/)?"" The father says ""No, son. I have a wife."""

"If your parachute doesn't deploy don't worry.. You have the rest of your life to fix it."

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're a teen."