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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hippo that swears? A hippopottymouth"
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"I had a colonoscopy today... ...it was a pain in the ass! EDIT : Deleted original post that had ""coloscopy"" instead of ""colonoscopy"""
"Oldie but goody... What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"
"I think I found the cure for gonorrhea It was at the bottom of my wifes handbag."
"What do you say when you see your television floating in the night? Drop it, nigga! What do you say when you see your refrigerator floating in the night? Nothing. That's a big-ass nigga."
"Breaking News... The inventor of the Anagram has died...may he ""erect a penis""...."
"What do you call someone who has discovered nirvana? A Buddhist Or a Teenager who thinks they are now greater than everyone else Older people might not feel this joke"
"What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss? I literally cannot deal."
"[sees woman reading] ""Gone With The Wind? Great book! I love how the *clenches fist* tornado takes Dorothy & Toto to the Land Of Oz."""
"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and wanted to go home."