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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prostitute that is bad at their job? Whorrible."
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"What's red, white, and black all over? a newspaper"
"Recycling Jesus died for our bins."
"By reading this tweet, you have earned a masters in communication from Stephen Colbert ""University."" Standard text messaging rates apply."
"[lookin in bushes for our baby] me: where the hell can he be? dog: roof roof roof me: will you shut up [baby waves at the dog from the roof]"
"What is 6"" long and not getting sucked this Valentine's day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe"
"Went into a restaurant and asked the waiter for a haramburger He said you can't have that...it's forbidden"
"My gran fell asleep last night while she was eating piri piri chicken She had a cheeky nan dose"
"Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel."
"If you're pissed off about a non-white Santa Claus then I've got some very bad news for you about Jesus."