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Joke of the Day

"What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common? They both have ornamental balls"

"I punched Dwayne Johnson in the butt... I guess I hit rock bottom **ba-dum-tss**"

"Shout out to my neighbors for the 2:00 am fireworks; I hope you enjoyed my 7:00 am weed whacking."

"""Hello, would you like to take part in a one-question survey?"" ""Sure."" ""Great! Thanks for participating."""

"I posted a video of john Cena recently and set it to private."

"A nice way to tell someone their breath stinks, ""well I'm bored,let's go brush our teeth"" in mid convo"

"What do a clitoris,an anniversary and a toilet have in common??? Men usually miss all three."

"Why are there no good jokes about engineers? zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline."

"I am not a parody account. I am The Lord thy God, King of the Universe, and I am communicating by Twitter because My fax is broken."

"What do you call a scent that wanders? An a-roam-a."