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Joke of the Day

"Why was the little shoe sad? [His father is a loafer.]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4_OBPxJgjY) I'm here all night"

"Um how poor are you to sell your own yard? For real. And like, nobody's going to buy it with tables full of junk all over it. Geez. Idiots."

"Guy: girl are you a newspaper? Girl: no why? Guy: because there's a new issue with you every fucking day."

"Have you heard the watermelon joke? It's pitiful."

"What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest? A dookie"

"What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesus."

"[Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is ""I'll be 6 soon!"" ""Nope"""

"What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? He died in his teepee"

"I met Cosby once and I remember him being just a wonderful person. I don't remember much after that."

"How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy? He scared the hell out of him."