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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to write ""I miss you"" on a rock. Then throw it at your face. I just want you to know how much it hurts.."

"Best/Funniest Pickup Line you used or heard"

"Ad hominem tactics are awful and so is anyone that uses them."

"How do they even grow a boneless chicken?"

"My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment. Props to him."

"According to NASA Size DOES matter."

"Why could the drunk man only move left? The officer hadn't read him his rights."

"If you love something, set it free. Maybe not sharks though. Or bees. Viruses. Lots of stuff really. Look, the point is don't love anything."

"People complain about their looks, but no one complains about their brains."

"i've just bought an english snake. Sir Pent"