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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan? Not being from Detroit."
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"Forgot it's April fool's! What's the simplest way to really quickly get some friends so I can prank them?"
"What vegetables do plumbers hate the most? Leeks"
"Donald Trump on not repeating himself at last nights debate: ""I do not repeat myself! I do not repeat myself!"" Funny, cause its true."
"Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land."
"I eat my corn on the cob like an old-school typewriter. This is how the 80's cartoons taught me to do it as a kid."
"Never tell someone that it would work out if ""only they lived closer"". Crazy can change zip codes faster than you can change your identity."
"What idiot called it kitchen worktop manufacture and not counter productive."
"The total age of the women I've slept with this year is 132, which would be so much more impressive if it was more than two women."
"I'm a Mime rapper I call myself Gnat. Cause I'm a silent G."