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Joke of the Day

"""Two Blondes"" fell down in a hole Two blondes fell down in a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see!"""

"what do you call a 5 man group all asians and makes gay music k-pop!"

"Always a bridesmaid, never a new world-order leader in a post-apocalyptic all-powerful matriarchy. Sigh."

"I come from a mixed race family... My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani."

"What do they call soda in Rome? Pope."

"A magician is driving down the street... ...and turns into a driveway."

"If your ex is dropping subtle hints drop bigger hints. Like a toaster in a bathtub."

"What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time."

"I hate it when my dates try to start conversations How on earth do you reply to ""mppphhhhh mmmmmhhhh phhhhhmmmm"""

"I just sold all my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay Imagine all the PayPal"