135218

Joke of the Day

"""Two Blondes"" fell down in a hole Two blondes fell down in a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see!"""

"My wife told me, ""I look really fat. Please make me feel better and compliment me."" I said, ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"r/house ... ... is in the middle of the street."

"What is the difference between a panda, four lesbians and a firetruck?"

"What did the 3 tampons say when they walked past you? Nothing! They were all stuck up bitches..."

"My girlfriend started smoking... My girlfriend started smoking last night, so I slowed down and applied lubricant."

"A man was arrested for marrying two ugly women... He was charged with pigamy."

"White may not be able to say the ""n"" word But they can say words like ""Hi Dad"" and ""Thanks for the warning officer."""

"Life called: They're all out of lemons. It's over."

"Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!"