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Joke of the Day

"""Two Blondes"" fell down in a hole Two blondes fell down in a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see!"""

"Hi, I'm hosting a charity disco & raffle next Saturday 29nd September, to raise money for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know."

"5-year-old: Why do you do chores if you don't like to? Me: The same reason you eat your vegetables. 5: Because Mom is scary? Bingo."

"Why does Pinocchio tell lies? Because he's a fucking liar."

"Advertising agencies should start using gametes in their commercials Because you know, sex cells"

"An app that detects itself running on other people's phones, then both devices play Random Encounter music. What happens next is up to you."

"The most feared killer whales are the ones that have done time in Seaworld."

"What do black people do after sex? 15 to life"

"BREAKING: Justin Bieber expresses interest in being baptized. Over 4 million people volunteer to hold his head under water."

"How do you get a gay to fuck a women? Shit in her cunt"