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Joke of the Day

"I'm on my way to get a Psychological evaluation for a new job Why does everyone keep wishing me luck?"

"A Brit, a Jew and a Canadian. So a Brit, a Jew and a Canadian are sitting in bar. The jew lifts his head from his drink and says, ""I just don't know anymore, does america got talent?"""

"The definition of trust. Whats the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob."

"Why does the fat chick give the best blowjobs? She closes her eyes and imagines she's having cordon bleu."

"why was 6 afraid of 7 because 789"

"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes"

"Cyber Monday! a/s/l?"

"A quantum physicist gets pulled over. The police officer asks ""Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?"" The quantum physicist responds ""No, but I know exactly where I am."""

"What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever."

"Maybe there is no baby I'm starting to suspect my wife's been stuffing her shirt with an increasingly large series of hams Now I'm hungry."