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Joke of the Day
"I almost had a threesome once. I only needed two more people."
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"Two kids Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off."
"""My pleasure, doll"" ""My pleasure doll"" Commas can make a world of difference..."
"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone gets it"
"Muslims are a lot like breakfast eggs. If they aren't Sunni side up, they're probably Shiite."
"I went to the doctors with hearing problems... He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" So I replied ""Homers fat, and Marge has blue hair"""
"What's black underneath and white on top? Society."
"What do singers get during their periods? Minstrel cramps."
"Confusing the word, ""jacuzzi"" with, ""yakuza"" has gotten me in hot water with the Japanese mafia more than once."
"Guys I got the new name for Pokemon Go. We will call it Natural Selection."