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Joke of the Day

"Two kids Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off."

"They had to shut down the T-Rex cloning program at the Oedipus Complex. It was on the news this morning. Apparently, the entire staff was eaten by mother-fucking dinosaurs."

"What do you call a train that eats too much? A chew-chew train"

"Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez? im farting carrots, im farting carrots..."

"Midget wrestling... ...seems like it would be a pretty short career."

"Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can still ask for the high school student discount."

"What's a racist's favorite dessert? Cake Cake Cake"

"The people doing it in pornos are in love, right?"

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I cant jelly my dick up your ass"

"Need some adultish-humor. I have a girl I like, and I want to make her laugh. What are the best jokes you guys can think of to make a dirty-minded teenage girl laugh?"