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Joke of the Day
"What do singers get during their periods? Minstrel cramps."
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"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.L Then it dawned on me."
"At first I wondered.. How on earth does Hillary Clinton sleep at night? Then I realised - First she *lies* on one side, then she *lies* on the other."
"How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before? Oh, they'll tell you."
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"Gentlemen test At least most tests have the decency to ask me my name, before they fuck me."
"What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?..... You can slick her hair back and make her look 6."
"""So, you speak German?"" ""NEIN!"""