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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend? They both let me stick it in only one place."

"I think my husband is psychic! ""Honey, what do you think of this outfit?"" {from other room} ""You look great!"""

"I just had sex with a woman who was 101 years old. In binary."

"The good thing about being a chubby chaser is you don't have to run very fast or very far."

"[walks into gym with my sunglasses on] WHATS UP LADIES *takes off sunglasses* damn it 3rd treadmill I've hit on this week"

"Does the employee manual say I CAN'T set up my camping tent inside my cubicle? No? Then please step outside & zip the door up behind you."

"Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink."

"So you are distantly related to the family next door are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother."

"What did Superman get at the supermarket? A Super Bowl"

"The roundest Knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."