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Joke of the Day

"Does the employee manual say I CAN'T set up my camping tent inside my cubicle? No? Then please step outside & zip the door up behind you."

"And the cat's in the cradle so the baby must be at the pet groomer's, this is a terrible mix-up."

"Hey, John... Yeah? If killing a man is a homicide, then is killing a swiss person a suicide?"

"Me: did you get into my weed again? Wife *dipping a pop tart in ranch dressing* what?"

"Difference between computers and woman Unlike computers a woman will reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy."

"Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it's a shalom competition."

"What should you do if you get an erection on the subway? Get off at the next stop!"

"I said to the gym instructor: ""Can you teach me to do the splits?"" He said: ""How flexible are you?"" I said: ""I can't make Tuesdays."""

"A wise Chinese man once said... ""If a dog barks... its probably undercooked""."

"What do you call a Blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."