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Joke of the Day

"Does the employee manual say I CAN'T set up my camping tent inside my cubicle? No? Then please step outside & zip the door up behind you."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! (Credit to the Pythons)"

"why do jewish men get circumcisions? because jewish women wont touch anything that isn't 10% off..."

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts"

"This mothers day send the gift of Microsoft Office Word to your mother"

"How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China? They outsauced it."

"Whats the difference between a mosquito & a hot blonde chick? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it"

"There are three kinds of people on earth Those who can count to three and those who can't !"

"Oscar Pistorius was keen to get a new bathroom door.... but his girlfriend was dead against it. Source: Scorch-O-Rama cafe, Wellington, New Zealand"

"I went to the Reddit hotel The host wasn't responding."