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Joke of the Day
"FOR THE LAST TIME, MY EYES ARE UP HERE I yelled at my gynecologist"
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"What do you call a really really big ant? A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant? an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business? A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any."
"""Raiders"" are changing their name to ""Tampons"" They're only good for one period and only have one string"
"Guide to making everyone hate you: Step 1) Turn your hat backwards"
"In case anyone asks, we found these dead hookers while we were digging holes in the woods."
"A man walks into a bar... ouch."
"What's the best part of being a man? You don't have to sleep next to a hairy asshole for the rest of your life."
"I'm fairly certain that most of us are one full gas tank away from bankruptcy."
"I'm too embarrassed to tell you how many times I've mistaken insulation for cotton candy."
"Have you heard the one about the deaf guy? No, neither has he."