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Joke of the Day
"Guide to making everyone hate you: Step 1) Turn your hat backwards"
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"Blonde: Doctor, it hurts everywhere I touch. Doctor: You have a broken finger."
"[boss starts giggling uncontrollably during his presentation as I tickle a voodoo doll]"
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"Today my wife asked, ""would you still love me if I was ugly and fat?"" Turns out ""Yes I do"" was not the right answer."
"What's Jerry Lewis's favorite vitamin? riboFLAVIN"
"What's the worst thing about being a paedophile? I guess, just trying to fit in."
"How do you get fifty old women to say f**k? Shout ""Bingo!"""
"Two gay guys walk into a bar. One sits down slowly, the other pushes his stool in."