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Joke of the Day
"I'm too embarrassed to tell you how many times I've mistaken insulation for cotton candy."
Next Joke
"Yo mama such a ho... Yo mama such a ho that her privates are called publics. i'm ashamed of this. but also really proud."
"confuse your coworkers today by telling them you're going to the restroom to do a ""number 3"""
"Did you hear about the man that submitted all those entries to the pun contest? He was hoping one would take first place, but no pun in ten did."
"What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four"
"How did the Muslim find the goat in the field? Very Satisfying."
"Q. What is black and white and screams? A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs."
"i have learned nothing from everything and will continue to do so with zero responsibility and consequences"
"I once had an epileptic fit during my turn at a game of charades. Everyone just kept yelling, ""HOW MANY WORDS?"" and ""IS IT THE EXORCIST?""."
"How can a room full of couples be empty? There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha"