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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest."

"What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity? Wookie Goldberg"

"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away."

"Is it ""raymen"" noodles or ""rawmun"" noodles? I don't wanna sound stupid when asking the gas station clerk for a wine to complement my dinner."

"So there's this mollusk And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, ""With knees like these, who needs anemones!"""

"You're not impressing anyone, people who put a comma before the person's name when wishing them a happy birthday on Facebook"

"Why shouldn't you buy a Unionmade watch? For every day it's working, it will break twice, yet still skips ahead half an hour while you're eating lunch."

"Are we sure that we're supposed to look for a human to settle down with? Cause I'm discovering I have much more in common with this blanket."

"That's Odd. I can't even."

"How many women here think men are pigs? Let me see a show of tits."