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Joke of the Day
"I think I have a sleeping disorder. It's called children"
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"TIL why Conservatives don't use birth control. Boys don't get pregnant."
"Wanna hear a joke? [removed]"
"My Dad asked if I wanted to go on a mountain climbing trip with him in Nepal, I said, ""Sher, pa"""
"Ugly Joke You're so ugly that you make ropes hang them self so they dont have to look at you"
"what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? rubbertoe"
"You're the last hot dog on the rollers at 7-11 of people."
"Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school? Broccoli"
"I've just joined a reggae band playing the triangle. I just stand there and ting."
"He leans in, looks into my eyes, and lowers the lights. I go in for the kiss. And now I'm being escorted out of the opticians."