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Joke of the Day
"I think I have a sleeping disorder. It's called children"
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"[religion] Why did Jesus die on the cross? he forgot the safe word"
"I've got sexy women on me like white on rice Fried rice that is."
"What happened when the cannibal ate a minister? He got a taste of religion."
"How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? It's when the blind try to read your face."
"Why did Adele crawl under the cow? ...to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now."
"What do you do if your wife starts smoking? Slow down and use lubricant."
"Oxygen went on a date with potassium. It went OK."
"I was having a piss in a war zone. Probably wasn't the best time for one of my fellow soldiers to yell, ""Cover me!"""
"A day after the Blagojevich verdict and a radical stylist announces plans to build a hair salon two blocks from the courthouse. Disgraceful."