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Joke of the Day
"Ugly Joke You're so ugly that you make ropes hang them self so they dont have to look at you"
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"LPT: Next time you want to tell someone facing you ""my right"" just say left"
"Here's what I do not understand Spanish"
"I told my girlfriend to prepare to seek immediate medical help. Because she was about to experience an erection lasting longer than four hours."
"Sometimes I'll purposely spill gravy on my pants to give me an excuse to leave early. The real trick is sneaking the gravy into church."
"Lone girl at the table: ""I like giving BJs but my boyfriend doesn't like getting them"" 5 guys in perfect unison: ""You're not doing it right"""
"6 months ago my doctor gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay my bill today, he decided to give me another 6 months."
"Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them? Because they're the ideal gas."
"Two cannibals are eating Dane Cook. One says to the other, ""does this taste funny"", the other replies ""No""."
"Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? They're always eating out."