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Joke of the Day

"I've just joined a reggae band playing the triangle. I just stand there and ting."

"I've used my wife's conditioner even though she told me more than once not to. Because I'm a rebel. A rebel with coconut dream hair."

"A pizza shop owner was found dead covered in pepporoni, mushrooms, ham and pineapple. Word is...he topped himself."

"How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box"

"What did the Canadian Reddit user say? Ehhhhh lmao"

"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff"

"Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels? Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation."

"My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived."

"What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work? Suture self!"

"Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !"